Yes, the day has finally arrived - and what a glorious day it is! Thank you United States Department of the Treasury!!
Here are some current possible ways to spend my "free money":
Write check to The Democratic Party
Place cash under my mattress
Gamble at local casino
Spend on lottery tickets
Wait for Escalades to pull into local gas station, offer to pay for premium fill-up
Tap dancing lessons
600 trips to Wendy's for $1 menu
Pay toward credit card debt
Purchase plane ticket to Iowa for 4th of July holiday
Professional bleaching of non-white teeth
8 Pedicures plus gratuity
Happy May 15th!!!